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We hope you can find the information you need from our FAQ’s below. Please take a look around our website and if you have any comments or questions, please feel free to contact us.

Where are you?

You may already know that we have moved from the Three Squirrels Pub (A249) to lovely new premises in the Gravesend heritage quarter. Pop in and try it out, the Squirrelettes are looking forward to showing you around. Check out our pic’s.

What should I expect?

The Secret Squirrel Club is a private members club for grown ups who enjoy a chilled, sexy night out.

We pride ourselves on our uniqueness and customer satisfaction. Our whole team is focused on providing high-quality adult entertainment in a friendly, safe and relaxed atmosphere.  With happy staff, elegant polite hostesses, stunning acts, competitive bar prices and friendly members- we will do everything we can to meet your expectations.

I am an old member, will I get in?

Yes, yes, yes. We’d love to see you, it’s been a while.

All old/existing Secret Squirrel and Three Squirrels Club Memberships are still valid in our new premises.

How do I become a member?

We only accept new members in person, so if you’re sensible, over 25 and like sexy people, pop down and see us.

New membership costs £10 per year

What are the Rules?

Our rules have not changed. They are clearly displayed at the bar and rigorously enforced buy the Squirrelettes.

What are your opening times?

We are open from 9pm until Late

Is there any parking?

Yes, we are located about 50 yards from the market car park, just follow Bank Street and you’ll see us straight ahead.

Are you near a station?

Yes, Gravesend station is within easy walking distance. If you come in on the Euro star and need a taxi + a local hotel we are happy to assist you.

Will I be pestered for lap dances?

Absolutely not. Our dancers don’t need to be pushy.

So whether you want to drink at the bar with friends, just watch the show on your own or fancy a relaxed chat with a beautiful Squirrelette. It’s your choice and you will not be pestered.

Do your dancers speak English?

Yes they do, most of our Squirrelettes are local girls (London, Kent & Essex).

Can I smoke?

There is a designated smoking area outside. And for those of us who enjoy a smoke at the bar, electric cigarettes are permitted and can be bought at the bar.

Do I need to book my stag party in advance?

You can just turn up on the night and come in on a temporary membership as long as you are with a member. However, if you let us know in advance, we can discuss what options are available and arrange for the Squirrelettes to do some naughty, fun or bad stuff to the stag.

Do you cater for birthdays?

We love a birthday party, let us know in advance and we’ll make it one to remember.